Whether you’re looking for that special guy or already involved with the man of your dreams, we all could use a little help now and then. And who better to get relationship advice from than a bona-fide Meathead from the Jersey Shore?
Years of clubbing and early morning taxicab calls have honed Meathead into a lean, mean romancing machine. He’s got all the answers, even if you don’t have the right questions. Just tell him what’s bugging you and Meathead will offer up his insightful nuggets of wisdom.
Some say he’s all body and no brains, but we say he’s the Meathead equivalent of Dr. Phil with better hair and only 8% body fat. So why not use his extensive knowledge to your advantage?
You can even dress Meathead up to fit your tastes. Not digging the white tank top? Throw on the pink one and let him show off his sensitive side. Day or night, inside or out, it’s always a good time for a Meathead to wear shades.
No matter what your situation is, Meathead will have you laughing even if you feel like crying. And once his advice is dispensed, sit back and watch Meathead do his thing… a Fist Pumping dance party bound to get you out of your chair and onto the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Download this App now and get ready to listen, learn and succeed in love!
• The best relationship advice this side of The Jerry Springer Show!
• Hilarious writing and voiceover by professional comedian Tim Krompier (www.funnytim.com)!
• Gorgeous cartoon graphics & animation by professional cartoonist and all-around good guy Noah Malewicz!
• All the knowledge and insight of Dr. Phil… with the muscle tone of a WWE Superstar!
• Universal App- works on your iPhone, iPad and iPod touch. A Mobile Meathead in your pocket!
• GTL- Gym, Tan, Love Coach!
• More exclamation points!!!
• Download now! You have nothing to lose… except the man of your dreams!
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